Golf Jokes by Joshua Shifrin

Author:Joshua Shifrin
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781510767058
Publisher: Skyhorse
Published: 2021-11-14T16:00:00+00:00

Golf is a hard game to figure out. One day you’ll be in the woods, sand, and water and the next day, for no reason at all, you’ll be terrible.

“Most people play a fair game of golf, if you watch them.”

—Joey Adams

Stuart was a terrible golfer. No matter how hard he tried, he simply couldn’t improve his game. However, like many of us, he loved the sport and was unwilling to give up. One fine day, Stuart was out playing on the 5th hole, which was adjacent to a country road. Stuart stood over his shot, took a mighty swing, and missed completely. He addressed his shot again, swung, and found only air once again. Finally, on his third attempt, he barely made contact, and the ball rolled five feet forward. A man from the road had wandered onto the course to witness Stuart’s futility and couldn’t help but chuckle. The incensed golfer yelled at the bystander, “You’ll have to leave! Only golfers are allowed on the golf course!” To which the man responded, “I won’t say anything if you won’t.”

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